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Badminton: What You Don’t Know Could Literally Murder Your Face
The arrival of spring begats high pollen counts, winter rainstorms if one lives in the Pacific Northwest or Alaska, and the annual “Raising of the…
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Letting Go of Sports Trauma Likely Makes Room for More Sports Trauma
Sorry we missed last week, we were not in jail or anything
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Don't Worry, There's Always Ira Glass
Contrary to popular belief and long lines of ex-spouses looking for certain members of this office – his name is Karl, he’s in the IT department, and…
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Beware of Physics and Esprit de Corps
The original conversation went something like this: Lieutenant: “He said he never makes mistakes, they’re just misunderstandings.” Chief: “What were you…
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Don Johnson May Be the Key to Bringing Jai Alai Back to Life
The opening sequence to the ‘80s narcotics interdiction/buddy crime-noir drama Miami Vice featured some incredible guitar riffs, sweet bongo drum…
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Nicknames Ensure Sports Greatness or at Least That Somebody Sort of Likes You
A recent internal poll revealed nine of the 37 members of our executive leadership team excelled in athletics at either the collegiate or professional…
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We Lost a Bet and Had to Write Something “Fairytale-Like” So Here You Go Steve, We Hope You're Happy
“I’m not going behind that hill,” said Princess Olgreth. It was actually a beautiful hill, covered in wildflowers. Well, except for the menacing…
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OUTCASTING
OUTCASTING
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OUTCASTING

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