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The arrival of spring begats high pollen counts, winter rainstorms if one lives in the Pacific Northwest or Alaska, and the annual “Raising of the…
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Sorry we missed last week, we were not in jail or anything
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Contrary to popular belief and long lines of ex-spouses looking for certain members of this office – his name is Karl, he’s in the IT department, and…
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The original conversation went something like this: Lieutenant: “He said he never makes mistakes, they’re just misunderstandings.” Chief: “What were you…
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The opening sequence to the ‘80s narcotics interdiction/buddy crime-noir drama Miami Vice featured some incredible guitar riffs, sweet bongo drum…
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A recent internal poll revealed nine of the 37 members of our executive leadership team excelled in athletics at either the collegiate or professional…
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“I’m not going behind that hill,” said Princess Olgreth. It was actually a beautiful hill, covered in wildflowers. Well, except for the menacing…
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