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Now You’ve Done It

Paul Galverson works for us in an unknown capacity…or maybe he’s doing research, no one can tell.

Sep 10 • 

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July 2025

Calm Breeds Calm

Our ultra-modern workforce of highly skilled, exclusively good-looking knowledge workers with disciplines across engineering, software development…

Jul 16 • 

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June 2025

Be All You Can Eat: Employee Recruitment Synergistic Matrix, Part 7

One of the many rave reviews we get about our organization—despite the fact we’ve made zero profit in the last six months and several of our investors…

Jun 26 • 

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Interviews Aren't Real

We can’t seem to get anyone in our organization to interview prospective candidates for our slightly-mysterious-yet-non-felonious enterprise.

Jun 9 • 

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May 2025

Nobody Knows How To Protest Anymore

“Former US Treasury secretary Larry Summers projects that the loss to the US economy because of tariffs would be comparable to oil prices doubling.”

May 9 • 

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April 2025

Bring Back The Atlas

Panama threw a fit on (of all days) Monday because she found out our employee manual is a coloring book.

Apr 25 • 

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Everyone Should Have A Scroll Of Doom

Unbeknownst to us, our Chief Operating Officer Yvette Roland-Smith hired an AI consultant to “optimize the performance of every team.”

Apr 19 • 

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You Are An AI Tool

Our new Chief Looming Board Member Lucia likes to “pop by” every Tuesday at 10 a.m.

Apr 11 • 

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March 2025

Does It Go Back Together?

Every once in a while someone in this office makes the mistake of bringing by a client, despite the gigantic poster in our breakroom that reads as…

Mar 21 • 

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Smokin’ Hot Babes Of Climate Change

We just hired the one good-not-evil advertising agency that exists in the continental United States thanks to our favorite new good-not-evil search…

Mar 14 • 

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February 2025

Top Ten Benefits Of Climate Change

A.k.a changes in average temperature, precipitation, and weather conditions over time and over your neighborhood and possibly in your bathroom.

Feb 28 • 

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Give Out But Don’t Give Up

Our Operations Lead, Mark Thorington, employee # 42219, proud Stanford graduate, avid cyclist (complete with ridiculously tight racing jersey and…

Feb 21 • 

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