Someone sent me a thank you letter. A LETTER. In an envelope. A cute, tiny white envelope. I’m outraged. The vapid, thoughtless, infinity-scroll addicted, path-of-least resistance-seeking, phone-mashing, wide-mouthed consumer inside me is OUTRAGED. This aberration even has a little rectangular (a distinctly foreign rectangle, I must say) blue stamp with:
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Someone sent me a thank you letter. A LETTER. In an envelope. A cute, tiny white envelope. I’m outraged. The vapid, thoughtless, infinity-scroll addicted, path-of-least resistance-seeking, phone-mashing, wide-mouthed consumer inside me is OUTRAGED. This aberration even has a little rectangular (a distinctly foreign rectangle, I must say) blue stamp with: