“And it would a been could a been worse than you would ever know.” – Modest Mouse
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I hereby challenge you to make a beef stir fry that tastes good. In my fridge lives a container of raw, stir-fry shaped beef strips of unknown “cut” as I threw out the original packaging. The beef oozes pure menace instead of juice. It hates itself, yet bathes in the power of its malevolence, and knows no amount of coaxing will produce any beneficial flavor or texture.
“And it would a been could a been worse than you would ever know.” – Modest Mouse
“And it would a been could a been worse than…
“And it would a been could a been worse than you would ever know.” – Modest Mouse
I hereby challenge you to make a beef stir fry that tastes good. In my fridge lives a container of raw, stir-fry shaped beef strips of unknown “cut” as I threw out the original packaging. The beef oozes pure menace instead of juice. It hates itself, yet bathes in the power of its malevolence, and knows no amount of coaxing will produce any beneficial flavor or texture.