Championship Games Are More Educational Than One Thinks
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In much simpler times we could turn on the television January 1st and click between three major broadcast networks to watch 72 straight hours of post-season, NCAA Division I Football bowl games, and shave years off our lifespans by eating Fritos®. Now Fritos® come in a bewildering array of varieties from which it’s impossible to choose, despite trolling through 88 Instagram feeds to see which Fritos® beautiful people prefer so we can mimic their preference. And witness their various antics. Which are alluring. But then it turns out beautiful people don’t eat Fritos® because of the negative side effects empty calories impart on hard-earned or cosmically gifted beauty. So we need a more reliable and relatable source: Floridians.
Championship Games Are More Educational Than One Thinks
Championship Games Are More Educational Than…
Championship Games Are More Educational Than One Thinks
In much simpler times we could turn on the television January 1st and click between three major broadcast networks to watch 72 straight hours of post-season, NCAA Division I Football bowl games, and shave years off our lifespans by eating Fritos®. Now Fritos® come in a bewildering array of varieties from which it’s impossible to choose, despite trolling through 88 Instagram feeds to see which Fritos® beautiful people prefer so we can mimic their preference. And witness their various antics. Which are alluring. But then it turns out beautiful people don’t eat Fritos® because of the negative side effects empty calories impart on hard-earned or cosmically gifted beauty. So we need a more reliable and relatable source: Floridians.