Curmudgeon Eyes New Storefront with High Degree of Skepticism
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SEATTLE, WA – A geriatric man holding a bag of dog excrement warily eyed a new storefront in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood 8 a.m. Thursday morning, according to several eyewitnesses. “Yeah, it was strange,” said Ted Lambert, who walked by the man as he paced in front of Sunny Hill, a 5-day old restaurant. “I heard him say ‘Pizza? Now I don’t know ‘bout that!’ just kind of to the air around him, quite emphatically, as he stomped back and forth, occasionally peering inside, casually waving his bag of dog poop around.”
Curmudgeon Eyes New Storefront with High Degree of Skepticism
Curmudgeon Eyes New Storefront with High…
Curmudgeon Eyes New Storefront with High Degree of Skepticism
SEATTLE, WA – A geriatric man holding a bag of dog excrement warily eyed a new storefront in Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood 8 a.m. Thursday morning, according to several eyewitnesses. “Yeah, it was strange,” said Ted Lambert, who walked by the man as he paced in front of Sunny Hill, a 5-day old restaurant. “I heard him say ‘Pizza? Now I don’t know ‘bout that!’ just kind of to the air around him, quite emphatically, as he stomped back and forth, occasionally peering inside, casually waving his bag of dog poop around.”