Recently I saw a sidewalk I really liked, so I walked on it. Barefoot, it was warm on my feet. I have disturbingly unattractive feet. They’re flat, pale, slightly hairy, odiferous, disproportionately toe-y with triangle-shaped toenails (not exaggerating) to the degree a friend used to announce “Spearfoot Rides Again” upon my entrance to the public pool as a child, the trauma of which may explain why I’m still a weak swimmer.
Dead Thing on my sidewalk
Dead Thing on my sidewalk
Dead Thing on my sidewalk
Recently I saw a sidewalk I really liked, so I walked on it. Barefoot, it was warm on my feet. I have disturbingly unattractive feet. They’re flat, pale, slightly hairy, odiferous, disproportionately toe-y with triangle-shaped toenails (not exaggerating) to the degree a friend used to announce “Spearfoot Rides Again” upon my entrance to the public pool as a child, the trauma of which may explain why I’m still a weak swimmer.