Our Operations Lead, Mark Thorington, employee # 42219, proud Stanford graduate, avid cyclist (complete with ridiculously tight racing jersey and clickity-clacking cycling shoes he insists on wearing in the office despite the fact our concrete floors reverberate that awful sound to the degree it resembles a fusillade of 50-caliber bullets raining down on Nazi armor during the Battle of the Bulge every time he gets up to make another Nespresso), and loving parent of two very creepy iguanas, gave what we deemed a both fascinating and disturbing report during our quarterly offsite meeting at Donut World.