I’ve written about enterprising neighborhood capitalists before…. Did you see that? I’m using a tool you may not be familiar with called Search Engine Optimization or “SEO” for short. It’s pronounced “see-yo” conversationally. Whenever I interview for writing jobs for one of the 44,832 technology companies here in the Pacific Northwest I’m always peppering my very one-way conversation (I really can’t emphasize how much I get carried away whilst discussing myself…I typically request a mirror halfway through the interview and by the end I typically forget why I’m even there to begin with) with frequent “see-yo’s” to demonstrate my “domain knowledge” (another industry catch phrase that communicates my superior intelligence and general deservingness of said job) to impress the interviewee. Ah, interviewer. Who for some reason always seems to be frowning or in a hurry to get out of there.
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SAVE YOUR QUARTERS
SAVE YOUR QUARTERS
I’ve written about enterprising neighborhood capitalists before…. Did you see that? I’m using a tool you may not be familiar with called Search Engine Optimization or “SEO” for short. It’s pronounced “see-yo” conversationally. Whenever I interview for writing jobs for one of the 44,832 technology companies here in the Pacific Northwest I’m always peppering my very one-way conversation (I really can’t emphasize how much I get carried away whilst discussing myself…I typically request a mirror halfway through the interview and by the end I typically forget why I’m even there to begin with) with frequent “see-yo’s” to demonstrate my “domain knowledge” (another industry catch phrase that communicates my superior intelligence and general deservingness of said job) to impress the interviewee. Ah, interviewer. Who for some reason always seems to be frowning or in a hurry to get out of there.