The snow was, quite mysteriously, very cold on our feet for some reason. We had nice big snow boots on. And snow pants that made us (ok just me) look fat. It’s the pant's fault entirely, not at all my body’s fault. A really good gig would be to invent snow pants that make slightly out of shape, middle-aged people look skinny.
bigots also smell off. you can catch their scent from about 35 meters. notice i didn't say yards.
Haha all right! I'll refine my olfactory sense.
No, you can't. This isn't a self help chat line.