One thing we wish we could do - because it looks really cool on shows like Ted Lasso, movies like Major League, and some other sports comedies we’ve seen - is workout so hard we need to immerse ourselves in a stainless-steel tub filled with ice, water, and whipped cream; otherwise known as an ice bath.
Perhaps it isn't "Upon receipt of this research we took the opportunity to explain to these uncomfortably eager, mystifyingly hard-working, weirdly kind, future great leaders that they too obviously don’t understand deadlines and anyone knows that absolutely no one verifies any source, unless they work for 60 Minutes, which we will never be on, so they just wasted a bunch of time and we’re really annoyed with them." - but rather: "where-by at completion of inspection we bestrode the riverbanks of opportunity to pontificate to those dodgy miscreants of uneven shaped yet diligently almost comeliness and still yet mildly cordial crop of tomorrow's hopeful spokespersons that somehow they barely slipped in under the bell toll such that the masters pay ill attention to the veracity lest ye muster the tunnel doldrums of the minister's chateau that stands in opposition to our ends and as such impales the time spent to the tune of our disgruntled ears." Just a thought.
Perhaps it isn't "Upon receipt of this research we took the opportunity to explain to these uncomfortably eager, mystifyingly hard-working, weirdly kind, future great leaders that they too obviously don’t understand deadlines and anyone knows that absolutely no one verifies any source, unless they work for 60 Minutes, which we will never be on, so they just wasted a bunch of time and we’re really annoyed with them." - but rather: "where-by at completion of inspection we bestrode the riverbanks of opportunity to pontificate to those dodgy miscreants of uneven shaped yet diligently almost comeliness and still yet mildly cordial crop of tomorrow's hopeful spokespersons that somehow they barely slipped in under the bell toll such that the masters pay ill attention to the veracity lest ye muster the tunnel doldrums of the minister's chateau that stands in opposition to our ends and as such impales the time spent to the tune of our disgruntled ears." Just a thought.
Yes. A fleeting thought. Quick, but rich with personification. Just like our secret club.