A: “I like your new dog.” J: “He kicks after he poops.” A: “Must be a pride thing.” J: “I do the same thing.” A: “That’s weird.” J: “I don’t do it in front of people.” A: “So do you kick the toilet? How do you not kick the toilet?” J: “It’s more of a shuffle. The dog kicked his poop on me this morning.”
I like it! You had me at "dog kicks" 😁. Here is my attempt at absurd dialogue, although yours sounds more real. True? https://moviewise.substack.com/p/a-funny-conversation-in-two-parts