My holidays are filled with Holiday Towels. Hand towels. Beach towels. Bath towels. Fuzzy towels. Threadbare towels. All shapes and sizes, towels, towels, towels. A bunch of Holiday Towels. Towels hanging off the kitchen faucet. Towels hanging off the oven door handle. Towels hanging off this towel rack in the bathroom. Towels in the laundry basket upstairs. Towels in the laundry basket downstairs. Towels in the washing machine. Towels in the dryer. Towels on the towel storage rack. Towels on hooks. Towels in storage bins. Towels on the shelf downstairs.
This is an insightful and revelatory look into the world of holiday towels and will resonate with the trauma and confusion many Americans feel at this time of year, wondering where to put their wet hands. We have a French Airdry Bidet we put in the bathroom when these towels come out, so we may visually admire the towels and the festive seasons they celebrate, while hot gusts from the air bidet dry our hands and bottoms.
Threadbare towels are my favorite! They take a layer of skin right off, so you know you're clean after using them! We solved the can't-use-decorative-holiday-towels dilemma by putting festive paper napkins in a basket for bathroom guests to use. But, of course, those are just for guests. You'll have to figure out how to dry your own hands some other way.
My favorite line, "because who else but someone with Total Confidence and Control has the time to put up a bunch of themed towels?".
Thank you!
This is an insightful and revelatory look into the world of holiday towels and will resonate with the trauma and confusion many Americans feel at this time of year, wondering where to put their wet hands. We have a French Airdry Bidet we put in the bathroom when these towels come out, so we may visually admire the towels and the festive seasons they celebrate, while hot gusts from the air bidet dry our hands and bottoms.
I didn't know they made those! Sounds imported.
Threadbare towels are my favorite! They take a layer of skin right off, so you know you're clean after using them! We solved the can't-use-decorative-holiday-towels dilemma by putting festive paper napkins in a basket for bathroom guests to use. But, of course, those are just for guests. You'll have to figure out how to dry your own hands some other way.