Salish Sea, Washington – A man appeared standing sideways at a public urinal in a men’s room off the Salish Sea Thursday, April 23rd at approximately 11:33 a.m. according to several witnesses. “I hadn’t seen anything like that since grade school,” said innocent passerby John Rigenthole, an electrical engineer by trade. “I mean, I kind of rounded the corner to the urinal too quickly to begin with as I had to go really bad, and frankly this restroom is under-utilized so I’m used to having it all to myself, and anyway there the guy is fumbling with his belt,” said Rigenthole, who claimed he promptly turned away and vacated the premises in search of a well concealed bush as an alternative resource.
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Salish Sea, Washington – A man appeared standing sideways at a public urinal in a men’s room off the Salish Sea Thursday, April 23rd at approximately 11:33 a.m. according to several witnesses. “I hadn’t seen anything like that since grade school,” said innocent passerby John Rigenthole, an electrical engineer by trade. “I mean, I kind of rounded the corner to the urinal too quickly to begin with as I had to go really bad, and frankly this restroom is under-utilized so I’m used to having it all to myself, and anyway there the guy is fumbling with his belt,” said Rigenthole, who claimed he promptly turned away and vacated the premises in search of a well concealed bush as an alternative resource.